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- ARE YA READY,
KIDS?

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Kids: AYE AYE,
CAPTAIN!

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- I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

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Kids: AYE AYE,
CAPTAIN!

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- OOH...

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♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE
UNDER THE SEA? ♪

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Kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS! ♪

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- ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW
AND POROUS IS HE ♪

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kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS! ♪

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- ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE
BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪

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kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS! ♪

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- ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK
AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪

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kids: ♪ SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS! ♪

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- ♪ READY?

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All: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ♪

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♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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- ♪ SPONGEBO-O-O-OB

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♪ SQUAREPA-A-A-ANTS!

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[laughs]

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[piccolo tweets]

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[wave sounds and seagulls]

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[banjo music]

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♪

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[bubbles]

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[accordion music]

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- PLEASE BE MONEY.
PLEASE BE MONEY.

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OH!
THAT'S NOT MONEY.

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IT'S
FROM SPONGEBOB.

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"DEAR MR. KRABS,

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PLEASE COME
TO MY HOUSE TONIGHT.

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I'M HAVING
A FREE MONEY PARTY."

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FREE MONEY
PARTY!

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THIS SOUNDS
TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.

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- "DEAR SQUIDWARD,
COME TO MY HOUSE TONIGHT.

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I'M HAVING
A LATTE SIPPING CONTEST."

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THIS SOUNDS
TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!

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- "PLEASE COME BY
MY HOUSE TONIGHT.

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I'M HAVING
A SCIENCE FAIR."

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OH, SPONGEBOB, THIS SOUNDS
PLUM TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.

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- "I'M HAVING
A WEIGHT-LIFTING COMPETITION."

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THAT SOUNDS
TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!

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- [gasps] A QUIET EVENING,

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STUDYING
THE RULES OF THE ROAD.

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[laughs]

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AHEM. THAT SOUNDS
TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.

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- "A MEETING
OF THE MINDS TO DISCUSS

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THE ULTIMATE DOWNFALL
OF THE KRUSTY KRAB."

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THIS SOUNDS
TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!

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- WELCOME, FRIENDS.

50
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PLEASE COME IN.

51
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I'M SO GLAD YOU ALL
COULD MAKE IT.

52
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TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE
A MAGICAL EVENING,

53
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FILLED WITH... MAGIC.

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- UH,
SPONGEBOB?

55
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- YES,
MR. KRABS.

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- CAN WE
SKIP THE MAGIC,

57
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AND GET RIGHT
TO THE FREE MONEY?

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- HOW ABOUT
THE LATTE SIPPING?

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- AND WHAT ABOUT
THE PUMPING OF THE IRON?

60
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- AND
DIABOLICAL CONSPIRACIES?

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- AND LET'S NOT FORGET
THE SCIENCE FAIR.

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- THE REAL REASON
I CALLED YOU HERE

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WAS TO WATCH
THIS SLIDESHOW OF PHOTOS

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FROM
MY FAMILY VACATION!

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All: I KNEW IT WAS
TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!

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- [laughing]

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HEY, SORRY I'M LATE,
SPONGEBOB!

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I HAD TO FIND
MY MOVIE-WATCHING HAT.

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- THAT DOES IT,
I'M GONE.

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All: YEAH. ME, TOO.
- OW! OW! OW!

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- WAIT! WAIT!

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YOU'RE GONNA MISS
THE FIRST SLIDE.

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- LOOKS MORE LIKE A SLIP
THAN A SLIDE.

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HA. HA.

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- I'VE SEEN ENOUGH.

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- WAIT!
COME BACK!

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SEE?
IT'S PATRICK.

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- H-H-HEY!
IT'S ME!

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- WHY IS IT
ALL ORANGE AND BLURRY?

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- WHERE?

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- SEE? RIGHT THERE,
UM, THE ENTIRE THING.

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- O-OH.

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THAT'S BECAUSE PATRICK
KEPT SPRAYING THE CAMERA

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WITH CHEESE FIZZ.

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PATRICK, YOU'RE SPRAYING
THE CAMERA WITH CHEESE FIZZ.

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THE PICTURES WILL COME OUT
ALL ORANGE AND BLURRY.

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- I CAN'T HELP IT,
SPONGEBOB,

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I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT GOING
ON A FAMILY VACATION

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WITH YOU AND YOUR PARENTS,
THAT MY AIM IS OFF.

90
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SEE?

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THERE WE GO.

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- I KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN.

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SOMETIMES IT FEELS
LIKE I'VE BEEN WAITING

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MY ENTIRE LIFE
TO GO ON THIS TRIP!

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- REALLY?
WHY IS THAT?

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- PROBABLY BECAUSE
I HAVE.

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- HAVE WHAT?
- BEEN WAITING.

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- WAIT, WH...
YOU MEAN, SO... WHAT?

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[car horn beeps]

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- AH! PATRICK!
THEY'RE HERE!

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- GOOD MORNING, SON.
READY TO HEAD OUT?

102
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- YOU BET!

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- SPONGEBOB,
DON'T LEAVE YOUR LUGGAGE BEHIND.

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- OH, THAT'S NOT LUGGAGE.
IT'S PATRICK.

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HE'S COMING WITH US,
REMEMBER?

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- WELL,
SHAKE A LEG, BOYS,

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THE GREAT BARRIER REEF
ISN'T GONNA VISIT ITSELF.

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- YOUR FATHER'S RIGHT,
SON.

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- THEY KNOW
I'M RIGHT.

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- YOU BROUGHT
HOMEWORK?

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- NO,
PATRICK.

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IT'S A BROCHURE,
DETAILING ALL THE FUN

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TO BE HAD
AT OUR FINAL DESTINATION,

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THE GREAT BARRIER REEF.

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SEE?
THERE'S A HUGE ASSORTMENT

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OF SLIDES,
AND TRAMPOLINES,

117
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- AND FORTS.

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- AND ROPES
TO SWING ON.

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- AND FORTS.

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- AND A WATER PARK!

121
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OH, NO. THAT'S JUST
WHERE YOU DROOLED ON IT.

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I CAN'T WAIT
TO GET THERE!

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HOW ABOUT YOU?
- NO, I CAN'T.

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- YEAH.
- NO, I MEAN I REALLY CAN'T.

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I'VE BEEN IN THIS CONFINED SPACE
TOO LONG ALREADY! HELP!

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GET ME
OUT OF HERE!

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- ALL RIGHT, BOYS,
ALL RIGHT.

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LET'S TURN DOWN
THE VOLUME BACK THERE.

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- I HAVE
AN IDEA.

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WHY DON'T WE PLAY A ROAD GAME,
TO PASS THE TIME?

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- YEAH!

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- ANYBODY
KNOW ANY?

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- OH! OH! OH! OH!
HIDE AND SEEK!

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- HEY, WHY DOES HE
GET TO GO FIRST?

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- ♪ AND SHE
THREW IT ALL AWAY... ♪

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- OKAY, FIND ME!
- GAH! EGAD.

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[clang]
[horn]

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[squeek]
[splat]

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- HEY!
[boink]

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[honk]
[splurt]

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[splonk]

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[mall music]

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♪

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[rockabilly music]

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♪

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- [male announcer]
THERE'S THE GREEN FLAG.

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AND THE RACE
IS UNDERWAY.

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[crunch]
[wham]

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[clang]
[ding]

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[smoosh]
[gong]

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[whang]
[splorch]

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[gurch]
[blong]

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[cymbal crash]
[floob]

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[grunch]
[whizz]

155
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AND WE HAVE
A NEW WINNER!

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All: YEAH!
[whistles]

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- MOO.

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MOO!
[car horn]

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[bonk]
[slide whistle]

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[urgent string music]

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♪

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[wham]
[slap]

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[whack]
[crack]

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- MM-MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST
SING THE ROAD SONG.

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♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD.
ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ♪

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- ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD
- ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD.

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- ♪ I SEE STUFF GOING BY
- ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD.

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- ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD.
- ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD

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[splat]
- ♪ I GOT A BUG IN MY EYE

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- ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD.
- ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD

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♪ LOOKS LIKE CLEAR SKIES AHEAD
- ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD.

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- ♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD
- ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD.

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♪ PLEASE STOP TOUCHING MY HEAD
- ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD.

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[faster]
- ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD.

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All: ♪ LET'S ALL SING
THE ROAD SONG ♪

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[clap clap]

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- ♪ I WANT TO SING IT
ALL DAY LONG ♪

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all: ♪ LET'S ALL SING
THE ROAD SONG ♪

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[clap clap]

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all: ♪ LET'S ALL SING...
- ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD.

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All: ♪ ALONG
- ♪ ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. RO-O-AD

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[crash]

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- UM, ANYBODY KNOW ANY OTHER
GOOD ROAD TUNES?

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[hawaiian music]

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♪

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[grunting]

187
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- OOF. URG. OH.

188
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- HOW MUCH FARTHER
TO THE NEAREST SERVICE STATION?

189
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- UH, PROBABLY
PRETTY FAR, SON.

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[honk]

191
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- OH,
I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.

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[banjo music]

193
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♪

194
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- SO, UH,
HOW'S IT LOOKING?

195
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- WELL, GOT A CRACKED
TIMING CASE COVER,

196
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IT'S BROKEN A COUPLE OF TEETH
OFF THE TIMING GEAR,

197
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THE RADIATOR'S DAMAGED
AT THE CORE,

198
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YOU GOT
A CRACKED WATER PUMP,

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AND A FRACTURED
INJECTOR LINE.

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- AND WHAT DOES
ALL THAT MEAN?

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- WELL, LITTLE MISSY,
IN TECHNICAL TERMS,

202
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[sniff]

203
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IF SHE SHE DON'T WANT TO RUN,
SHE DON'T WANT TO RUN,

204
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- UH-HUH.
AHEM.

205
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OH, SO WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT,
TIME-WISE?

206
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- WELL,
NOW THAT DEPENDS.

207
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HOW MUCH
TIME YOU GOT?

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[wheezy laugh]

209
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- [laughing]

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HOW MUCH T...
UH...

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NOT FUNNY.

212
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- HEY! AT LEAST THEY HAVE
A COZY-LOOKING WAITING ROOM.

213
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HEY, COME ON.

214
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MAN,
AM I BORED.

215
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- I AM
BEYOND BORED.

216
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I'M...
BEE-ORED.

217
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- OH, BOYS! IS THAT A PLAYGROUND
NEXT DOOR I SEE?

218
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Both: PLAYGROUND!

219
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Both: HMM.

220
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- NOT THE MOST
COLORFUL PLAYGROUND I'VE SEEN.

221
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- MM-MMM.

222
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THIS LOOKS MORE LIKE
A GRAY-GROUND.

223
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- WELL, I'LL JUST LEAVE YOU TWO
HERE TO AMUSE YOURSELVES,

224
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AND COME BACK FOR YOU
WHEN THE BOAT'S FIXED.

225
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- UM, ACTUALLY THIS PLACE
SEEMS A LITTLE BIT...

226
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- HAVE FUN!

227
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- WELL,
THIS IS A NASTY TURN OF EVENTS.

228
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- YOU'RE PREACHING TO THE CHOIR,
PATRICK.

229
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- I KNEW IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN,
TOO.

230
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- YOU DID?
HOW?

231
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- 'CAUSE IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME
I KEEP MY CHEESE FIZZ

232
00:09:54,985 --> 00:09:56,030
IN MY BACK POCKET.

233
00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:57,466
[splurch]

234
00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,686
DARN!
IT'S ALMOST EMPTY.

235
00:09:59,816 --> 00:10:02,689
- WELL, I GUESS WE'LL JUST
HAVE TO MAKE THE BEST OF IT.

236
00:10:02,819 --> 00:10:05,779
♪ AH LA LA LA
THIS IS FUN.

237
00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:06,930
HEY, PATRICK,
YOU GOTTA TRY THIS...

238
00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:08,869
[garble]

239
00:10:08,999 --> 00:10:10,566
[splurch]
- HUH?

240
00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:13,351
SPONGEBOB,
WERE YOU TALKIN' TO ME?

241
00:10:13,482 --> 00:10:17,138
I COULDA SWORN SPONGEBOB WAS
CALLIN' ME FROM THIS DIRECTION.

242
00:10:17,268 --> 00:10:19,140
SPONGEBOB,
WHERE ARE YOU?

243
00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:20,141
- HEY,
PATRICK.

244
00:10:20,271 --> 00:10:21,142
- HUH.

245
00:10:21,272 --> 00:10:22,665
SPONGEBOB?

246
00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:24,034
AW, COME ON,
WHERE ARE YOU HIDING?

247
00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:25,712
THIS ISN'T FUNNY.

248
00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:28,149
HUH.
- PATRICK, I'M RIGHT HERE.

249
00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:30,630
- OH, HEY, SPONGEBOB.
HOW'D YOU GET THERE?

250
00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:31,960
- WELL,
I WAS ON THIS SEESAW...

251
00:10:32,022 --> 00:10:32,893
- SLIDE!

252
00:10:33,023 --> 00:10:35,939
HA!
[laughs excitedly]

253
00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:45,775
[strains]

254
00:10:45,906 --> 00:10:46,950
[smack]
- OOF!

255
00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:48,473
- PATRICK,
DO YOU NEED HELP?

256
00:10:48,604 --> 00:10:49,953
- HUH?

257
00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:52,086
OH, WITH THIS SLIDE
STUCK TO MY BOTTOM?

258
00:10:52,216 --> 00:10:53,957
NAR, HUH.
I WANT IT THERE.

259
00:10:57,569 --> 00:10:58,309
I HATE YOU,
SLIDE!

260
00:10:58,440 --> 00:10:59,441
[strains]

261
00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:00,572
OOF!

262
00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:05,490
OH, SORRY,
SPONGEBOB.

263
00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:10,757
- HEY, LOOK,
A SWING SET!

264
00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:18,328
CAN'T GO WRONG
WITH THIS

265
00:11:18,373 --> 00:11:19,635
ALL-TIME
PLAYGROUND FAVORITE.

266
00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:23,421
WHEE.

267
00:11:23,552 --> 00:11:24,858
HEY,
THIS IS ALMOST

268
00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:26,947
LIKE BEING
AT THE GREAT BARRIER REEF, HUH?

269
00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:28,600
TRY IT,
PATRICK.

270
00:11:28,731 --> 00:11:29,906
- OKAY.

271
00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:33,693
IT'S NOT WORKING.

272
00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:34,931
- NO, GO BACK AND FORTH,
LIKE THIS.

273
00:11:34,955 --> 00:11:36,173
UH, UH, UH, UH.

274
00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:37,827
THERE YOU GO,

275
00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:39,798
NOW YOU'RE GETTIN' INTO THE...
SWING OF THINGS.

276
00:11:39,916 --> 00:11:43,703
♪ BA LA LA LA LA
- [laughs excitedly]

277
00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:46,227
HEY!
WATCH ME...

278
00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:47,794
GO!

279
00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:49,230
OH! OH-WHOA!

280
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:50,666
- PATRICK?

281
00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:53,016
- GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!

282
00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:54,583
WHOA!

283
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,325
- PATRICK!
I'M COMING!

284
00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:58,718
- YOW!

285
00:11:58,848 --> 00:12:00,023
- AAH!

286
00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:03,200
- YOW! OW!
OW!

287
00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:05,072
- WAH! AI-AH!
WAH!

288
00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:07,291
[screaming]

289
00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:10,512
- [screaming]
YOW! OW! OW!

290
00:12:10,642 --> 00:12:13,602
- [screaming]
WAH! AH! AH!

291
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,605
AH! OH.

292
00:12:18,476 --> 00:12:19,564
- PATRICK?

293
00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:20,695
- [gurgling] SPONGEBOB.

294
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,263
- PATRICK!
ARE YOU OKAY?

295
00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:24,569
- NO. I'M NOT OKAY.
- YOU'RE NOT?

296
00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:26,615
- NO.
I'M GREAT!

297
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,183
THAT WAS
AWEOME!

298
00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:30,662
HUH,
LET'S DO IT AGAIN!

299
00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:34,275
- YEAH!
PATRICK, WAIT.

300
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:43,893
SOMETHING TELLS ME,
THAT IS A ONE-WAY DRAIN.

301
00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:50,770
UH, HOW LONG HAVE WE
BEEN WALKING HERE, PATRICK?

302
00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:53,250
- WELL,
THAT DEPENDS ON WHO YOU ASK.

303
00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:54,991
- WHY?

304
00:12:55,122 --> 00:12:57,515
- WELL, 'CAUSE IF
YOU ASK SOMEONE WITH A WATCH,

305
00:12:57,646 --> 00:12:58,710
THEY MIGHT BE ABLE
TO TELL YOU.

306
00:12:58,734 --> 00:12:59,996
[rumble]

307
00:13:00,127 --> 00:13:01,693
- ARE YOU
GETTIN' HUNGRY?

308
00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:04,087
- YEAH!
HOW'D YOU KNOW?

309
00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:05,804
- OH, I COULD HEAR
YOUR STOMACH GROWLING.

310
00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:07,090
I THOUGHT
FOR A SECOND,

311
00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:08,589
IT MIGHT BE SOME KIND OF
SCALY MONSTER

312
00:13:08,613 --> 00:13:09,919
COMING
TO EAT US.

313
00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:13,401
[hearty laughter]

314
00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:15,142
- THAT'S FUNNY.

315
00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:17,033
COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MY STOMACH
GROWLING, THOUGH.

316
00:13:17,057 --> 00:13:18,145
- IT COULDN'T?
- NOPE!

317
00:13:18,275 --> 00:13:20,887
I HAD ITS VOCAL CHORDS REMOVED
BEFORE THE TRIP.

318
00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:22,342
- WELL, I COULD HAVE SWORN
THAT I HEARD...

319
00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:23,541
[growling rumble]

320
00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:25,500
SPONGEBOB! I HEARD IT,
I HEARD GROWLING!

321
00:13:25,630 --> 00:13:28,155
- NO, THAT TIME
IT WAS MY STOMACH.

322
00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:30,085
THERE'S GOTTA BE
SOMETHING AROUND HERE TO EAT.

323
00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,854
MMM!

324
00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:33,769
[chomp]
[munch]

325
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:35,399
PATRICK, I FOUND
SOME BERRIES WE CAN...

326
00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:36,163
OOF!

327
00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:38,165
NOT... EAT!

328
00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:39,470
- [chomp] [munch]

329
00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:42,038
[munch munch munch]

330
00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:43,213
THANKS FOR
THE WARNING.

331
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:44,824
- PATRICK,
WHERE DID YOU GET...

332
00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:46,042
[thunderous pop]

333
00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:47,739
[cork pop]
- THE CUPCAKE?

334
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,393
- FROM
THE VENDING MACHINE.

335
00:13:49,524 --> 00:13:51,004
[magical guitar chord]

336
00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:52,875
- O-OH.

337
00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:55,182
[mighty grumble]

338
00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:56,463
- WAS IT YOUR STOMACH THAT TIME,
TOO?

339
00:13:56,487 --> 00:13:58,315
- NOPE.

340
00:13:58,446 --> 00:13:59,795
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

341
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:08,891
- ROAR!

342
00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:10,022
[wiggle]

343
00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:13,287
- IT'S COMING CLOSER!

344
00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:14,679
[screech]

345
00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:15,680
[wobble wobble]

346
00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:18,161
OH, NO!
IT'S A SHEER DROP-OFF!

347
00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:19,292
NOW WHAT
DO WE DO?

348
00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:20,468
- DON'T ASK ME.

349
00:14:20,598 --> 00:14:22,165
I DON'T REMEMBER

350
00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:25,081
"BEING EATEN ALIVE"
ON THIS TRIP'S ITINERARY.

351
00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:27,779
- I'M TOO YOUNG
TO BE DIGESTED!

352
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,781
[sobbing]

353
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:31,174
- WAIT,
SPONGEBOB.

354
00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:32,456
I KNOW HOW TO GET US
OUT OF THIS.

355
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:33,873
- YOU DO?

356
00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:35,589
- I SAW SOMETHING JUST LIKE THIS
IN A MOVIE ONCE.

357
00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:37,485
NOW,
WATCH CLOSELY,

358
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:39,791
AND DO EXACTLY
WHAT I DO.

359
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:41,054
- ROGER.

360
00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:45,058
- OKAY,
NOW WHAT?

361
00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:46,276
- UH,
I'M NOT SURE.

362
00:14:46,407 --> 00:14:48,207
I FELL ASLEEP
IN THE SECOND HALF OF THE MOVIE.

363
00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:51,934
[screaming]

364
00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:56,808
- WELL, I HOPE THAT MONSTER'S
CARRYING SOME SYRUP.

365
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:59,594
- YEAH, 'CAUSE IF HE EATS US,
HE'S HAVING PANCAKES FOR LUNCH.

366
00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:01,117
[sproing]
both: WHOA!

367
00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:07,689
[relieved laughter]

368
00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:08,819
- PATRICK,
WE DID IT!

369
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:09,952
- WE'RE NOT
GONNA BE EATEN!

370
00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:11,258
- HOORAY,
FOR NOT BEING EATEN!

371
00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:13,042
- HOORAY!

372
00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:17,090
♪ WE'RE NOT GONNA BE EATEN,
WE'RE NOT GONNA BE EATEN ♪

373
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:19,440
- HEY, SPONGEBOB?
- YEAH, PATRICK.

374
00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:23,009
- ALL THIS NOT-BEING-EATEN
IS MAKING ME HUNGRY.

375
00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:24,488
- OH, HO,
DON'T WORRY.

376
00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:26,186
WHEN WE GET
TO THE GREAT BARRIER REEF,

377
00:15:26,316 --> 00:15:27,491
WE'LL EAT
LIKE KINGS.

378
00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:28,318
- ALL RIGHT!

379
00:15:28,449 --> 00:15:29,711
- ALL RIGHT!

380
00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:30,921
NOW, PUT HER THERE,
PATRICK.

381
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:32,366
PUT HER THERE!

382
00:15:32,496 --> 00:15:33,367
[squish]

383
00:15:33,497 --> 00:15:34,585
- EW,
PATRICK,

384
00:15:34,716 --> 00:15:36,346
HAVE YOU BEEN USING
A DIFFERENT MOISTURIZER?

385
00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:37,849
YOUR HANDS
FEEL KIND OF...

386
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,460
[horrified garble]

387
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:43,507
- OH, NO,
IT'S...

388
00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:45,901
IT'S JUST THE SAME OLD
MOISTURIZER I ALWAYS USE.

389
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:48,251
- [sputtering babble]

390
00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:49,557
- AW, COME ON,
SPONGEBOB,

391
00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:50,775
DON'T LEAVE ME
HANGING HERE.

392
00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:52,777
- [confused blather]

393
00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:54,562
- LET ME GUESS,

394
00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:56,172
IT'S TIME
TO START SCREAMING AGAIN?

395
00:15:56,303 --> 00:15:58,218
- ONE SECOND.

396
00:15:58,348 --> 00:15:59,349
OKAY, NOW.

397
00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:02,874
[screaming]

398
00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:06,835
[screaming]

399
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,489
[falling screaming]

400
00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:11,927
- SPONGEBOB, AS MUCH AS I'D
LIKE TO STAY AND HANG AROUND,

401
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:14,234
I'M NOT SURE THAT
NOW'S THE BEST TIME.

402
00:16:14,364 --> 00:16:15,235
- I KNOW,
PATRICK,

403
00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:16,429
BUT RIGHT NOW,
IT SEEMS TO BE...

404
00:16:16,453 --> 00:16:17,498
[excited babble]
[gasping]

405
00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:18,988
OUR BEST POSSIBLE
COURSE OF ACTION.

406
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:21,371
- WELL,
I PROBABLY

407
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,243
WOULD REALLY
BE ENJOYING THE VIEW

408
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:27,247
IF I STILL HAD SOME BLOOD
FLOWING TO MY ARMS. OW.

409
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:28,422
- DON'T WORRY,
PATRICK,

410
00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:29,877
YOUR BLOOD-FLOW IS
NOT THE ONLY THING

411
00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:30,554
THAT'S
WEARING THIN.

412
00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:31,685
[snap]

413
00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:33,993
[screaming]

414
00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:35,342
- GRAB IT,
PATRICK!

415
00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:37,170
- G-GRABBING!

416
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:39,041
- [naseous wailing]

417
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:41,435
- OKAY, SPONGEBOB,
YOUR TURN!

418
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:42,653
- [snoring]
- SPONGEBOB!

419
00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:44,046
- HUH?
OH, I GOT IT.

420
00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:55,014
[head scratching]

421
00:16:57,668 --> 00:16:59,801
- PHEW! THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE,
HUH, PATRICK?

422
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:01,411
- YEAH.

423
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:03,302
BUT IT LOOKS LIKE EVERTHING
WORKED OUT JUST...

424
00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:04,458
VINE.
HA.

425
00:17:04,588 --> 00:17:05,720
[ringing]

426
00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:06,590
- PATRICK.
PATRICK?

427
00:17:06,721 --> 00:17:08,201
DID YOU HEAR THAT?

428
00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:09,656
- IT SOUNDED LIKE IT CAME
FROM THE OTHER SIDE

429
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:10,768
OF THIS BIG ROCK.

430
00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:11,769
THIS ISN'T
A BIG ROCK.

431
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,641
IT'S A BIG WALL.

432
00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:16,165
- DO YOU SUPPOSE IT BELONGS
TO THAT GIFT SHOP RIGHT THERE?

433
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:17,993
- WHAT WOULD A GIFT SHOP
BE DOING,

434
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:19,516
RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
OF NOWHERE?

435
00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:21,083
- I...
UH, SELLING GIFTS?

436
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:23,042
[ringing]
- WOW, PATRICK,

437
00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:24,565
LOOK AT
ALL THIS STUFF!

438
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:28,569
YOU GONNA
BUY SOMETHING?

439
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:31,746
- NAH, I'M NOT IN THE MARKET
FOR ANY SOUVENIRS.

440
00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:33,202
- [chuckling] OH-HO, YOU CAN
NEVER HAVE TOO MANY SOUVEN...

441
00:17:33,226 --> 00:17:34,314
[gasps]

442
00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:36,142
OH, NO. I JUST REALIZED
WHAT THIS PLACE IS!

443
00:17:36,272 --> 00:17:37,317
- YOU HAVE?

444
00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:40,015
- PATRICK,
WE HAVE WALKED STRAIGHT INTO A...

445
00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:41,886
[whispering]
TOURIST TRAP.

446
00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:43,758
- A TRAP!
- SHH.

447
00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:44,888
- [whispering] A TRAP.

448
00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:46,413
- COME ON.
LET'S ESCAPE,

449
00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:48,503
BEFORE WE SPEND ALL OUR MONEY
ON USELESS TRINKETS.

450
00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:51,418
PATRICK, WAIT.

451
00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:53,468
I SAW A VERY NICE
DRIFTWOOD SCULPTURE OVER THERE,

452
00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:55,596
THAT WOULD WORK GREAT
AS A MANTLEPIECE.

453
00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:58,120
- SPONGEBOB,
NO!

454
00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:00,862
- [sobs]

455
00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:03,125
- SPONGEBOB!

456
00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:06,650
- PATRICK, THAT TOURIST TRAP
TOOK ME FOR EVERYTHING I HAD.

457
00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:09,523
NOW WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY,
WE'RE STILL LOST,

458
00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,525
AND WE'RE GONNA BE
IN BIG TROUBLE.

459
00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:14,528
OH!
THIS VACATION IS A DISASTER!

460
00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:15,920
[weeps]

461
00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:18,619
- SPONGEBOB, I...
- [wails]

462
00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:21,883
[blubbering nonsense]

463
00:18:22,013 --> 00:18:25,060
- I DON'T THINK THIS VACATION'S
BEEN A DISASTER.

464
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:26,801
- [gurgles]

465
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:27,931
YOU DON'T?

466
00:18:27,976 --> 00:18:30,500
- NO, OF COURSE NOT.
SEE!

467
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:32,031
WE DID EVERYTHING
WE DREAMT OF DOING

468
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:33,329
AT
THE GREAT BARRIER REEF.

469
00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:35,026
- PATRICK,
YOU'RE RIGHT!

470
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:36,724
WE WENT
DOWN A SEWAGE PIPE...

471
00:18:36,854 --> 00:18:37,855
- LIKE A SLIDE...

472
00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:39,727
- BOUNCED OFF
A HUGE ANEMONE...

473
00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:41,337
- LIKE
A TRAMPOLINE...

474
00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:42,338
- HID IN A NEST.

475
00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:43,818
- LIKE A FORT...

476
00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:46,647
- AND SWUNG ON SOME VINES,
WHICH ARE A LOT LIKE ROPES.

477
00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:48,866
THIS VACATION
HAS IT ALL!

478
00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:51,042
- ALL EXCEPT
FOR ONE THING.

479
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:52,043
- WHAT'S THAT?

480
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:53,567
- A WAY OUTTA HERE.

481
00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:55,960
- MY POOR PARENTS
MUST BE WORRIED SICK.

482
00:18:56,091 --> 00:19:00,269
- I SUGGEST WE TAKE A NAP HERE
UNTIL THEY COME AND FIND US.

483
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:03,011
THAT WAY, WE'LL BE WELL-RESTED
FOR THE RIDE HOME.

484
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,795
- I SUGGEST
WE START WALKING.

485
00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:07,363
- I WAS AFRAID
HE WAS GONNA SUGGEST THAT.

486
00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:11,280
- [exhausted]
♪ WHEN I'M ON THE ROAD

487
00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:12,977
- [exhausted]
♪ I SEE STUFF GOING BY

488
00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:15,980
- ♪ WHEN I'M
ON THE ROAD ♪

489
00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:18,896
- ♪ GOT A BUG
IN MY EYE ♪

490
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:22,422
- ♪ WHEN I'M
ON THE ROAD ♪

491
00:19:22,552 --> 00:19:25,076
- ♪ LOOKS LIKE
CLEAR SKIES AHEAD ♪

492
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:29,559
- ♪ WHEN I'M...
[coughs]

493
00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:31,431
♪ ON THE ROAD

494
00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:34,608
- ♪ PLEASE STOP
TOUCHING MY HEAD ♪

495
00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:38,177
- ♪ LET'S ALL SING
THE ROAD SONG ♪

496
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:40,179
[slow clapping]

497
00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:43,747
♪ I WANT TO SING IT
ALL DAY LONG ♪

498
00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:48,012
♪ LET'S ALL SING THE...
[coughs]

499
00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:49,318
[sighs]

500
00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:52,234
- SPONGEBOB,
MAYBE WE OUGHTTA TAKE A BREAK

501
00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:54,889
FROM THE SINGING
FOR A WHILE.

502
00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:56,151
- GOOD IDEA,
PATRICK.

503
00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:57,868
I'LL JUST PLAY THE ROAD SONG
ON THIS WHISTLE,

504
00:19:57,892 --> 00:19:59,502
THAT I GOT
FROM THE SOUVENIR SHOP.

505
00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:01,635
[whistles]

506
00:20:01,765 --> 00:20:09,469
♪

507
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,561
- OH, HEY, SON.
WE'RE READY TO GO.

508
00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:20,480
♪

509
00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:28,314
♪

510
00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:34,450
♪

511
00:20:40,630 --> 00:20:42,415
♪

512
00:20:50,901 --> 00:20:52,207
♪

513
00:20:53,034 --> 00:20:54,949
- WOW,
SPONGEBOB,

514
00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:56,405
YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD
WITH THAT THING.

515
00:20:56,429 --> 00:20:58,300
- OH, THANKS, PATRICK,
GLAD YOU THINK SO.

516
00:20:58,431 --> 00:20:59,649
- WELL,

517
00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:01,521
APPARENTLY, I'M NOT
THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES.

518
00:21:01,651 --> 00:21:03,107
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WHO ELSE THINKS...

519
00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:04,263
OH, NO,
NOT AGAIN.

520
00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:08,092
- THE WHISTLE SEEMS
TO HAVE SOOTHED IT.

521
00:21:08,223 --> 00:21:09,746
- I THINK
IT'S OFFERING US A RIDE.

522
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:16,057
♪ ROAD, ROAD,
ROAD, ROAD, ♪

523
00:21:16,187 --> 00:21:18,712
♪ ROAD, ROAD,
ROAD, ROAD, ♪

524
00:21:18,842 --> 00:21:23,717
- ♪ WHEN I'M ABOVE THE ROAD
- ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD,

525
00:21:23,847 --> 00:21:26,154
- ♪ ALL I SEE IS SKY
- ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD,

526
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:29,897
- ♪ WHEN I'M ABOVE THE ROAD
- ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD,

527
00:21:30,027 --> 00:21:33,509
- ♪ ON A GIANT FRUIT FLY
- ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD,

528
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:36,425
- ♪ WHEN I'M ABOVE THE ROAD
- ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD,

529
00:21:36,556 --> 00:21:39,341
both: ♪ HE USED TO
FILL US WITH DREAD ♪

530
00:21:39,472 --> 00:21:41,300
[screaming]

531
00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:44,781
- ♪ WHEN I'M ABOVE THE ROAD
- ♪ ROAD, ROAD, ROAD, ROAD,

532
00:21:44,912 --> 00:21:47,131
- ♪ I'M AS SNUG
AS A BABY BUG IN BED ♪

533
00:21:47,262 --> 00:21:50,265
- ♪ ROAD, ROAD,
ROAD, ROAD, ♪

534
00:21:50,396 --> 00:21:51,764
- ♪ LET'S ALL SING
THE ABOVE-THE-ROAD SONG ♪

535
00:21:51,788 --> 00:21:53,616
- ♪ ROAD, ROAD,
ROAD, ROAD, ♪

536
00:21:53,747 --> 00:21:55,270
- ♪ I WANT TO SING IT
ALL DAY LONG ♪

537
00:21:55,401 --> 00:21:56,793
- ♪ ROAD, ROAD,
ROAD, ROAD, ♪

538
00:21:56,924 --> 00:21:59,796
- ♪ LET'S ALL SING
THE ABOVE-THE-ROAD SONG ♪

539
00:21:59,927 --> 00:22:01,102
- ♪ ROAD, ROAD,
ROAD, ROAD, ♪

540
00:22:01,232 --> 00:22:03,713
- ♪ LET'S ALL SING

541
00:22:03,844 --> 00:22:05,759
♪ ALONG
- ♪ ROAD, ROAD

542
00:22:05,889 --> 00:22:10,677
♪

543
00:22:10,807 --> 00:22:11,982
- DUH.

544
00:22:14,768 --> 00:22:16,117
- THANKS,
AGAIN!

545
00:22:16,247 --> 00:22:17,807
PATRICK,
I THINK THAT IS THE FRIENDLIEST

546
00:22:17,901 --> 00:22:19,642
TERRIFYINGLY GIGANTIC INSECT

547
00:22:19,773 --> 00:22:21,620
I HAVE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE
OF BEING CARRIED OFF BY.

548
00:22:21,644 --> 00:22:22,819
- ME, TOO.
[honk honk]

549
00:22:22,950 --> 00:22:25,039
- SPONGEBOB?
OH! THERE YOU ARE.

550
00:22:25,169 --> 00:22:26,910
- OKAY,
HOP IN, BOYS,

551
00:22:27,041 --> 00:22:28,738
THE BOAT-MOBILE'S
AS GOOD AS NEW,

552
00:22:28,869 --> 00:22:31,611
AND WE'VE GOT MILES AND MILES
OF OPEN ROAD AHEAD OF US.

553
00:22:31,741 --> 00:22:32,741
- BOYS?

554
00:22:32,786 --> 00:22:35,310
[snoring]

555
00:22:35,441 --> 00:22:37,356
- DO SOMETHING,
HAROLD.

556
00:22:37,486 --> 00:22:38,922
- HE'S YOUR SON,
MARGARET.

557
00:22:39,053 --> 00:22:41,098
HE'S YOUR SON.


